It happened. The first snowfall of the season. The inaugural meeting of the summer tires club will take place in the grass on the outside curve of the off ramp. Both lanes on the highway have been merged into one (just ignore the lane lines), and we recommend you go 30mph with your hazard lights on. Braking randomly is allowed and encouraged.
As is customary, the snow plows will hold back until everyone has arrived at work. You don't get the day off.
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