My sister just had her baby today. Yay her, right?
Most newborns, despite what almost everyone says, are hideous. They're typically a color unknown on humans, their skin is saggy and lumpy, and their faces often resemble Popeye. Seriously, newborn babies look like sausages. Give them a week or two to get used to breathing and by then their skin won't look like it was just soaked for the last nine months.
Oddly enough, this baby did not meet my expectations. Then again, my sister was always like that.
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