Age

Injuries in your 20's:

• One bruise from falling out of tree.
• Slightly achy after car accident.
• Mild fever when contracting the plague.

Injuries in your 30's:

• Bad back from sleeping slightly weird.
• Twisted ankle from hitting the brakes too hard.
• Passed out after standing up too fast.

Maybe I should just admit that I need to work out... at all.