With a stupid scary pandemic, I prepared my children for disappointment by getting a large bag of candy in case trick or treating didn't pan out.
We were down to ten percent of last year. Ten percent of lit up houses, and we saw only three other groups of kids out there. It was dismal. On the bright side, the houses were particularly generous, so the kids didn't go home with a paltry stash. The downside was the criminal lack of variety. My dear wife in particular was disappointed by the lack of even a single package of Nerds to steal.
Meanwhile, I have this giant bag of candy they didn't need, and nobody came to my house for. Oh well.
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