Oneflower

Look at this disgrace. I planted these in mid-May. It's been over two months, and I get ONE FLOWER. JUST ONE FLOWER. My kids already figured out what they were, before this embarrassing display manifest in my front lawn.

My wife likes the shade on the front windows. It's nice, but it's SUPPOSED TO BE A COLLECTION OF BRIGHT YELLOWY GOODNESS. A COLLECTION OF SUNSHINE RADIATING FROM MY HOME. Instead I got a bunch of tall green stalks.

Whatever I quit.